Today, for one reason or another, I was thinking about all the Phantom-inspired video games I'm going to eventually be getting to play, and then I thought, "Hey, I wonder if there are any non-cyber versions of those floating around."  So I consulted the expert on these matters (Google), and holy shit, you guys, there actually really is a Phantom of the Opera board game.

I have no idea how in the nine Buddhist hells I'm going to find a copy, but the hunt is on, ladies and gentlemen.