What, what? It's a review!

I really need to start pacing reviews better; I keep putting big chunks of full-length novels and films together, instead of breaking them up with short stories, and as a result I do one review a month for a while and then do four in a fast and furious you-can't-handle it flurry (alliteration!). There's no time! The engines can't take it anymore!

But seriously, we're going to try to keep this ball rolling. Next up: a short story from eeeeveryone's favorite vampirically-oriented author. Watch this space.