I have been gone for possibly centuries. I have a good excuse: I was busy getting married. See? (John doesn't know he's being featured on the internet today, but I figure his hat was too awesomely nineteenth-century to be denied.)

But you guys aren't here to hear about that, you're here to see hilarious Phantom shenanigans, so I am totally on the ball to deliver! I caught these local sketch comedians in my hometown recently and about died. They told me later that they considered it a homage to the Phantom Project's worst Hall of Fame entrants.

Thanks for the tip from Mon Frere on Vimeo.

A thing of beauty.