The Hessler/Reynolds review is up.

THAT SHIT JUST HAPPENED.

The last Hernandez review is up!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a cinematic wonderscape to go experience.

The second Hernandez review is up, and now that rehearsal hell has ended and won't begin again for another week, I cherish fond hopes that the third will follow.  Wish me luck.  Send help.

Another year, another pile of books.  The first of the trio of Hernandez reviews is up, and the year is looking more positive already.

Happy four years old, Phantom Project!  I have so many more grey hairs now than I did when I started.

And now, the Phantom Project presents a very special holiday review, finished just for you, the excitable readers.

Bah, humbug, indeed.

The Lehman/Calvi review is up, and I am like a rolling stone, gathering no moss.  Except for the part about having a loathsome cold, but I'm hoping that'll go away.  Soon.  Please?

You guys are in for a very special holiday treat soon.  Stay tuned.

The holidays are a bad time for reviews.  I'm all, "Hey, guys, I need to go into another room and get angry at someone I don't know for an hour or two," and they're like, "Fuck that, drink this eggnog."  So you can see how it's hard to get anything done.

Nevertheless, here's the first Newman review online at last, and I hold out hope that I can churn out another one or two before the end of the month.  I'm a dynamo.