Ahoy, it's a new review! This is another adult film. It has a lot of boobs, like, jumping out at your face. You've all been warned.

I don't think I should do two adult film reviews in such quick succession anymore. It makes me want to fire everyone in the world.

This latest review so fried my brain that I forgot to even note here that I finished it last night. Feast on the splendiferous glory of a failing grade, and pardon me while I take a day or two to recover.

Because I'm not feeling like the next one is going to make me feel better. Porn industry, why do you keep abusing this story?