Aha! My critics (mostly John and my cats) thought I wouldn't make it, but here it is - another review and it is still technically July! Booyah! Take that! I'm going to celebrate and you can't stop me!

That was exhausting. I'm off to cleanse my palate with a little modern horror. And speaking of modern horror: Greydon Clark's 1990 film Dance Macabre, featuring Robert Englund in the main role, is seriously going to get to my house if I have to go to Clark's and hit him with a bat until he gives up the reels. I'm not playing around anymore, Amazon. Stop making my life hard.