Did you guys have a funeral for me yet? Can I dramatically ruin it?

Okay, so that took way too long and I do not even have a marginally good excuse, so please forgive me for the tardiness of the new review. Feel free to be embarrassed to follow my reviews, because I am plenty embarrassed of myself right now. Three months? You suck, me.

So, to prevent that from happening again, I'm taking a quick break from the swamps of published fanfiction to watch an Italian horror movie. That should get my blood pumping again!

(Man, do you guys remember when I used to be able to get a book review out ever week, but movies took me forever? How the worm has turned.)