I come bearing a review of marked confusion. And I come bearing it before the end of the month, so take that, naysayers.

Oh, lord, if Love Never Dies really gets optioned for film, I'm going to have to read a lot faster.

A new year, and we're kicking it off on the right foot with a new review, which will continue to elevate the quality of this site--

Okay, no, sadly this book was both unrelated AND horribly, brain-meltingly bad. Sorry, everybody. We'll make 2012 the year of moving right along.