You know what I hate?  Things that break, don't work, or otherwise thwart me.  Like this totally expensive overseas DVD of the Cosmos Phantom is doing right now.  Nnnnnngrrrraah.  Okay, I'm better now.

On to the Binkley, which I'm sure can't be anything but fantastical.  I mean, we've had such great luck with modern versions of the story so far, right?  No?  Well, then, there's a first time for everything and my optimism will not be diminished!

Holy Jesus and his tennis racket.  Through visiting relatives, house foreclosures, and getting hit in the skull with a softball going about ten zillion miles per hour, I have come, bearing a review of the totally mediocre Jacobs musical.

And now, I collapse.  More forthcoming in the future.